Bad news, Kate. Move over, Pippa*. Sorry, Your Highness. Florence Brudenell-Bruce is Prince Harry’s new girlfriend, and the target of our royal affections from now on.
Of course, that’s if they should marry. It’s still early days yet, and until then, the ineffable allure of being a Princess means that Kate will edge her out in the fancying stakes. And Pippa too, on account of – well, you know why. We all know why.
Here's Florence enjoying some water and using stairs So who’s this Florence Brudenell-Bruce, then? Aside from having a fairly posh collection of surnames (certainly posher than 'Middleton', anyway) and a first name that seems primed to have the word 'Princess' whacked in front of it, she used to date fast-car-driving Jensen Button. Have you seen those Head and Shoulders adverts he’s doing? God, they’re daft. We don’t need rhyming shampoo, Button.
Having ditched the clean-haired racer, she’s moved on to young Prince Harry. Also, crucially – as you might have realised now via your astute 'looking at pictures' skill – she used to model lingerie. This shot is in fact from about two years ago when she did some work for Knickerbox.
And here she is enjoying some lingerie and using a chair, but not properly
Are she and Harry due to marry? It’s unclear right now – they’re both very young, very posh people with their whole lives ahead of them. They haven’t even been going out for very long. Still, if they do, maybe we could get exclusive shots of Florence’s wedding lingerie before the big event. We’ve got the power, after all. The Queen owes us a favour.
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